DOAKS

Due to the nature of the site, I am the recipient of a different style of Frequently Asked Questions. They’re called the JFAQ’s; the Jewish Frequently Asked Questions. The questions provided below are factual. Except for the ones that were entirely fabricated by myself.

Questions in bold. Responses in italics.

Are you making money on your site?
My site is getting orders. I prefer not to get into specifics.

Can you please specify the volume of business on your site?
I’d rather not. I actually just stated in my previous response that my preference is not to indulge in the details.

Why won’t you share this information with me?
It’s proprietary. It’s my business. Not yours.

What are your disgusting margins?
Excuse me? This is the first time I ever heard of the term “disgusting margins”. Perhaps you mean to say “gross margins”?

Gross. Disgusting. You say tomato. I say herring. All the same. Fine. I will rephrase. What are your gross margins?
Sir; this isn’t something I am going to discuss with you.

Idiot.
Is that a question or a statement?

Statement. Why did you think it was a question?
Just checking. If you do not mind, please refrain from the name calling. Thanks.

Where do you manufacture your Kippahs, you idiot?
In a factory. Not telling you where. I am ignoring the idiot remark.

Can I get a wholesale price on a Kippah?
Depends. How many do you want?

Just one. Maybe none. Can I get wholesale pricing or not?
Well, I can’t give you wholesale pricing on a single Kippah.

What if I do not want to buy ANY Kippahs from you. Can I get some sort of bulk discount then?
That doesn’t make any sense. At all. What’s the point of a discount if you’re not actually buying any?

These are my FAQ’s. Not yours. I ask the questions. You answer. Understood?
Yes.

I’m all out of questions for now. If I have more, can I ask later?
Yes, you may.

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