Proof that Michael Phelps isn’t Jewish
1. Judging by his speed, he is obviously NOT swimming with a load of Jewish guilt on his shoulders
2. During the races, his mom is cheering for him in the stands. She isn’t tanning poolside
3. He wolfed down a HUGE breakfast on Tisha Ba’av
4. His parents did not make him wear a bicycle helmet for the races
5. I haven’t made a Michael Phelps bathing-cap Kippah
6. Every Jew I meet in the street is NOT gushing to me “You know Phelps is Jewish!”
7. Phelps has not been accused by Iran of being an undercover Israeli spy with nuclear capabilities
8. The Rabbis have not issued a decree permitting observant Jews to watch Phelps race on the Sabbath
August 13th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
BOO - I wanted him to be Jewish sooo badly. The poor Israeli swimmer in the semis looked like he had quite a load of guilt holding him back!
Send that Israeli a McCippah - he is not getting anything else from the Olympics!!
August 18th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
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