Dara Torres, a Yidisheh Mameh

After being the bearer of bad news and breaking the hearts of Jewish girls across the world by announcing that Michael Phelps is not a Yid, I bring good tidings. Dara Torres, female Olympic Swimmer, is Jewish. And, she has a child, which makes her a certified Yiddishe Mameh.

According to this NY Times article: her father was Jewish, and Dara converted before marrying Itzhak Shasha, an Israeli surgeon.

This is definitely good for the Jews in some way. In fact, if I had to choose between the two, I’d pick Torres over Phelps.

Here’s one reason why:

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A possible captions for this photo:

“The solution to Intermarriage”

Btw, did you know that Marilyn Monroe also converted to Judaism?

Here’s the conversion document from The Smoking Gun:

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