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10 Signs Sarah Palin could be an Orthodox Jew

Good Friday. Despite my car having a run-in with a pole in my building parking lot, I am in good spirits. Without resorting to the consumption of spirits or wine.

This past week, after the Palin nomination, there’s been rumblings about Palin and the Jewish vote. I will address those in a different post. Anyways, I am starting to think that Sarah Palin has all the symptoms of being an Orthodox Jewess:

1- She has five kids already, And possibly more to come.

2- She has a pregnant teenage daughter

3- She enjoys moose hunting; a favorite pastime for Orthodox Jewish women

4- The name of her future son-in-law is Levi

5- She bears an uncanny resemblance to Yentel; taking on the establishment and being unafraid of the males in charge

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6- The name of her youngest child is Trig; the second most popular male name for babies born in Hasidic communities; wedged between Mendy and Yolie.

7- The stylish pile-on hair style, seems like something straight from Yaffa Wigs

8- Palin gets French style pedicures. Need I say more?

9- She fired the chef in the governors mansion. No Orthodox Jewish woman wants another cook messing in her kitchen…

10- Her husband Tom is part of a Union. And union rhymes with Minyan.

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13 Responses to “10 Signs Sarah Palin could be an Orthodox Jew”

  1. Chavi Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    BRILLIANT! Especially on those first two :)

  2. SpaceyG Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    Had to Twitter this one!

  3. Joyce Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    Reason #5 and 6 are evidence enough for me.

  4. Randy Shiner Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    Excellent. Somebody needs to send the OU up to Alaska to start hechshering moose meat. It’ll be the new chicken. Leave Rubashkin out of it, though, OK?

  5. Shmuly Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    Thanks y’all!

  6. Brad Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    You are funny!! Wishing Sarah and John a gut Shabbos!!

  7. Park Slope Pubby Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 12:13 am

    Her name is Sarah Palin. Does that sound Jewish or what?

  8. Don L Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Palin’s Jewish Kitchen

    She catches her own Gefilte Fish

    Her carabou stew with kreplatch is impeccable

    She’s known to put out great matzo and moose appetizers

    Her borscht tastes amazingly like bear bisque

  9. Brandon Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    I call for a Palin shaytel!

  10. adina o Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 3:23 am

    You CRACK me up :))

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  12. Durk Price Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    Shmuly, And to top it off the rumor is that you are going to be hired to be her speech writer. Shalom!

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