Commentary on the David Blaine Hanging

David Blaine is hanging. Nothing to be alarmed about. He did this on his own. Blaine is Jewish. In fact, he even has a tattoo with the Auschwitz number of author Primo Levi.

Anyways, I just wanted to say that it’s good Blaine is not wearing a Yarmulke during his most recent stunt. Why? Because it would undoubtedly fall off his head, whilst being suspended upside down. (That’s why I haven’t performed this stunt myself!)

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Even if he’d secure the Kippah with magnets, it would be a distraction. Naysayers would use this as further evidence that he is cheating. And perhaps the Kippahs would get a bad rap….

In a future post, I will elaborate on the various methods to getting a Kippah to stay on ones head.

Btw, with Blaine’s extreme tolerance for pain, I wouldn’t be surprised if he gives Orthodox Judaism a shot…

2 Responses to “Commentary on the David Blaine Hanging”

  1. Dr. Bulldog Says:

    …various methods to getting a Kippah to stay on ones head

    Uhm… Staple gun?

    Just a thought…

    Cheers

  2. shmuly Says:

    So, staple gun is certainly a viable option. Albeit a painful one.

    However, you are not to permitted to use a staple gun on the sabbath.

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