DOAKS

Good evening folks. My friends, this will be a maverick blog post.

Long time no blog. I’ve been preoccupied with the Jewish Holiday’s and praying for atonement. During this intense repentance process, I’ve managed to extend my waist size by several cubic inches.

Today, Senator John McCain attended a rally in Downington Pennsylvania. At some point in middle of the festivities, the Republican candidate was presented with a Cindy McCippah. McCain was so impressed by the pink McCippah that he called over his wife Cindy to show her the maverick Yarmulke.

McCain also asked my friend Judy Davidson if “Joe” had seen the Kippah yet. Joe Lieberman. Not Joe plumber. Judy told him that Lieberman has the blue McCippah! Hopefully, Hadassah gave Joe the blue McCippah!

Here’s two pics of the McCain duo striking a pose with the Cindy McCippah.

This past weekend there was a bloggers conference in Las Vegas. The venue is called the “Blog World Expo“.

While I did not make it out there, some of my Kippahs were in attendance.

In fact, the Yarmulkes were part of a panel and were even featured on the big screen.

Take a look at this photo:

That’s Mike Allen wearing the McCippah and Tim Jones sporting the Cindy McCain Kippah. Hawt!

Both look very handsome in their Kippahs.

What were the Kippahs doing in Vegas? Why, they were there for their honeymoon! FYI, blonde Kippahs have WAY more fun.

VanityKippah was a part of the discussion and presentation. You can read more here.

Vegas is a crazy place. Lots of people go there to party. I am happy to report that the Kippahs behaved themselves. Yes; the Yarmulkes played some slots. And then went disco dancing with an Elvis imprersonator.

But all in all, their conduct was more than acceptable by Vegas standards.

Good weekend. Whatever is left of it. I jogged around the lake this afternoon. And my left knee is hurting me now. It is not easy being in tip-top shape. With a sculpted body. At least that is what I once read in a book…

So, I went to see Burn After Reading. I am willing to watch anything with Brad Pitt and George Clooney, provided it is NOT Ocean Eleven 17. Or any further installment of the Ocean Eleven dynasty. When will it end?

The WSJ did not have a favorable review for BAR. Then again, with the stock/financial market doing so poorly, I take everything from Wall Street with a grain of salt. For the occasion, I wore my Cindy McCippah. My Kippah was not heckled even once during the film.

Things you need to know about the experience:
1) I bought a package of Twizzlers at the concession stand. The only candy with an OU
2) The theater was FULL. This was an early Sunday evening showing. Impressive.
3) Everyone in attendance was between the ages of 20-35.
4) There was lots of laughter in middle of the movie
5) The city of Seattle had a small cameo in BAR. And the theater erupted in a rather tame applause for our city

BAR runs for 96 minutes and even that felt too long! John Malkovitch was outstanding. Personally, I enjoyed Vicky Cristina Barcelona a lot more. This was no Fargo. No Big Lebowski either.

It was great to see Sledge Hammer in Burn After Reading! Sledge Hammer was an awesome TV show starring David Rasche. Rasche is a funny, funny man and IMO, should have been given more of an opportunity to showcase his comedic talents.

The end.

Here’s a few Sledge Hammer Clips a rolled into one:

Truth be told, had I not just watched the blooper reel of The Office, I would probably still be in a cagey mood. But no. I watched it. And laughed. All better now.

Last week, everyone was “hocking” me to create Sarah Palin Kippahs. FYI, “hocking” means “banging” in Yiddish, i.e. driving me nuts. Very similar to the term “hacking to death”. Depending on the who the “hocker” is, sometimes I’d prefer being hacked.

To further explain the Yiddish word “hock”; if Sarah Palin would call your cell fifty times in thirty-minutes, she’d be a “hocking” hockey mom. More on the significance of term “hocking” in a later post. Perhaps. Maybe. If you “hock” me…

Anyways, I created the first lady Kippah collection. A Cindy McCippah for Cindy McCain and a Michelle Obamica for Michelle Obama. Notice they cost LESS than the Obamica and McCippah. Why? Because women still make less than men. Excluding myself from men, since women, I hope are making more money at their jobs that I am generating with this shmateh venture. In solidarity to women, the female kippahs are priced lower.

On a side note, I also feel they will not sell as well. So I priced them lower.

What about a Sarah Palin Kippah? Well, it caught me off guard. I had already printed up 50,000 Joe Lieberman Yarmulkes. Damn you Republican party. Only kidding. Maybe I will make one for Sarah.