DOAKS

Truth be told, had I not just watched the blooper reel of The Office, I would probably still be in a cagey mood. But no. I watched it. And laughed. All better now.

Last week, everyone was “hocking” me to create Sarah Palin Kippahs. FYI, “hocking” means “banging” in Yiddish, i.e. driving me nuts. Very similar to the term “hacking to death”. Depending on the who the “hocker” is, sometimes I’d prefer being hacked.

To further explain the Yiddish word “hock”; if Sarah Palin would call your cell fifty times in thirty-minutes, she’d be a “hocking” hockey mom. More on the significance of term “hocking” in a later post. Perhaps. Maybe. If you “hock” me…

Anyways, I created the first lady Kippah collection. A Cindy McCippah for Cindy McCain and a Michelle Obamica for Michelle Obama. Notice they cost LESS than the Obamica and McCippah. Why? Because women still make less than men. Excluding myself from men, since women, I hope are making more money at their jobs that I am generating with this shmateh venture. In solidarity to women, the female kippahs are priced lower.

On a side note, I also feel they will not sell as well. So I priced them lower.

What about a Sarah Palin Kippah? Well, it caught me off guard. I had already printed up 50,000 Joe Lieberman Yarmulkes. Damn you Republican party. Only kidding. Maybe I will make one for Sarah.